User Profile

~I'm a 27 year old wife and mother. I have two beautiful children, and a wonderful husband whom I love very much. I'm not your typical, ordinary, cliche female - I have my own mind and my own thoughts, and I'm not afraid to stand up for what I believe in.
~I would rather fight for someone I love than fight for myself.
~People who don't know me can say whatever they like about me. The truth is, I couldn't care less about their opinions, and I probably wouldn't care to hear them anyway.
~I always like people when I first meet them. It's only after they open their mouths and prove their stupidity that I begin to DISlike them.
~One negative word from someone I care about will send me spiraling faster and harder than a novel of negativity from someone I don't know.
~You think I'm strange. That's okay. I think you're boring.
~The English language drives me insane - and people who butcher it further make me want to strangle them with a wire coat hanger. (The word is 'specific.' Not 'Pacific.' The Pacific is an ocean... 'specific' is a word that means "...having a special application, bearing, or reference." The slang "lawl" or "lol" is for computer usage ONLY. Please don't make my ears bleed by using this slang in every-day spoken communication.)
~Music is my passion, but my family is my life.
~Most people amuse me. The few who really get on my nerves will know about it quickly.
~I speak my mind, but with a subtlety and grace that leaves most people at a loss.
~No, I'm not full of myself. Just confident of my own abilities and secure in the knowledge that I know me better than you do.
~I'm a decent person, and I don't usually bite unless provoked. Unless, of course, I'm having a bad day, and then all previous statements are null and void and I reserve the right to hate you instantly and without any provocation.
~The above statement is a jest... and for those of you who thought I was serious... you need to leave my page now. Seriously. Go.Away.
~People who add me as a random friend seriously get on my nerves. I am not a statistic booster, nor am I a friend whore. If I don't know you, and we've never talked before, send me a message or a comment. Get to know me. THEN add me as a friend. Chances are, I'll return the favor. Also, if you're only adding me to get updates for my story, please let me know.
~People who do not read the above statement and randomly add me ANYWAY will be duly laughed at and called several non-flattering names (in private, of course) for failing to read and/or understand.
~I am married, and fiercely devoted to my husband. Do not message me with the intention of flirting. You will be shot down, and it will be painful. Besides... if you have to surf Live Journal to find a girlfriend, you're probably quite pathetic, and no girl and/or woman in her right mind would be interested in you.
~If the sarcastic humor in this failed to amuse you and you actually think that I'm this cruel and/or mean, you shouldn't be here. And if you're STILL here reading this after obviously thinking such terrible things about me, Wow. Either you're seriously bored... or you're a super Drama Queen and just looking for a reason to start an internet fight... in which case, may I remind you... "It's the internet. No one frigging CARES what you think."

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